Boy Meets Tri

Help Me Understand...

Well folks, last night was a combo light run/weight routine at the Y. Things were going very well for me and all the others in my vicinity until a trio of female athletes came in and caused a fuss. These three were practically nude, making all kinds of noise on even the simplest exercises, and left make-up on every piece of equipment they came in contact with. Now, I'm not a puritan by any stretch, but even the ancient greeks used fig leaves. And the needless noise...if the weight you're pressing bends the bar, then maybe you have a right to growl; but stationary lunges look silly with a noticeable "Aaargh". Now, I mentioned there were three of them, it was actually one woman and her two augmented breasts. With all this activity and lack of clothing, they had the attention of all the guys (the teenagers just stopped working out and stared, jaws dropping) and the disgust of all the gals. After a half hour or so she put on a sweatshirt and left. What I can't figure out is why would someone intentionally add that much sex to themselves. She was fit and didn't need it; I think...Why was she at the YMCA?

posted by Battman @ 11:20 AM